Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Did you know...

Megan, did you know I'm a 32D? Yes, yes I am. A jewish lady looked at me, touched my tits, and produced a bra that fit perfectly. I am officially a D cup.

The Dungeon is going slow again. They want me to straighten my hair. I'm irritated by that request. I am a curly haired person and I have a hard time believing these slobs with small dicks are making any sort of value judgment on the texture of my hair. I had a client today who created a four page script for our role play. It's the second time I saw him. I got to kick him in the balls really hard.

Have you read King Kong theory? I think you'd like it. It's a radical feminist text meant only for awesome people like me and you. She makes interesting points about Marriage versus sex work. Now I'm reading the Story of O and it is the opposite. It's erotica about a woman who gives "full submission" to her lover. I'm having a hard time swallowing it. I feel hypocritical.

I'm officially not allowed to talk about mister Director Man until I see mister Director man again.

Love and spanks,
Pam

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