Wednesday, June 2, 2010

LIFE!

Oh, Megan, I am so confused about everything right now. I'm a dominatrix who works three days at a bakery who has interned for the same film director for over a year. Last time we met, he said, "Oh, we might be filming in New Orleans, fyi..." and then at the end of the meeting he said, "So if you happen to be in New Orleans, you should be on set." And I was like:

What the fuck does that mean??????????????

For serious. If this fucker thinks that I gave a year of my life to him to intern for a movie set if I "happen" to be in the same location, Im gonna stick my foot up his ass, so that he chokes on it. Seriously. And now he's in Africa for two weeks making sure his pregnant wife doesn't get malaria.

I have no idea what to make of all this. It's very frustrating. It's definitely time to have another, "why am I still here?" talk. Usually he's been very, "then you'll be on set..." but now I've had enough bullshit. If this thing is happening, where am I going? I refuse to be an unpaid intern. How the fuck would he expect me to shadow him 80 hours a week and not get paid? Fuck him. FUCK HIM!

Of course this is all speculation...who knows what he meant, but it doesn't look positive in my opinion, and I'm scared I'm going to have to move on.

How are you?

1 comment:

Megan said...

That is horrible! If you want I can hunt him down. I hear that there are some vampires in that area. I might have some connections. (Although you probably do too- with your line of work and everything.)

No but seriously that really sucks. Hopefully it's not as bad as that one line sounds. There's no way to tell right now! That must be frustrating.

Soooo basically you should probably just move to Philadelphia.